Backflips

As the impending apocalypse approaches, we will all start living by a code that I’m sure that many of you are familiar with. YOLO. (You Only Live Once)

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I DID JOKER. AND WE ALL KNOW ITS YOU. THE MASK IS NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

And now I’m starting to talk to inanimate photos. Sorry. I’ve had a bad day.

Anyways, soon the mayans will have control. Because that’s what 2012 is right? Anyways, my theory is this. As the date starts to become closer, everyone will start living by the philosophy of yolo. Which means everyone will figure, “Hey, the world might end, why don’t we all be IDIOTS”. And when this happens, everyone will try to do backflips. BUT THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO DO BACKFLIPS.

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And what happens when one commits an unsuccessful backflip you may ask?

DEATH. EVERYBODY WILL BREAK THEIR HEADS.

Therefore, everybody, now attempting backflips, will die.

THEREBY CAUSING THE VERY CATASTROPHE THAT BEING SCARED OF MADE US DO THE BACKFLIPS.

If that doesn’t make cents think of when Anakin tried to save Padme in Star Wars Episode 3: Return of the Sith.

Let’s just say that didn’t end well.

ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU! ITS THE ILLUMINATI I TELL YOU! TRYING TO BRING THE WATER BEARS INTO POWER.

Pictured Above: What happens when you give me access to a blog.

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